100+ cat puns you didn't need

Who doesn’t love a good cat pun? If sarcasm truly is the lowest form of wit, then we would argue that cat puns are up there amongst the highest forms of comedy!

So, whether you are looking for inspiration for a punny message to a feline-loving friend, want to bless your fur babies with cat pun names, or are searching for funny cat puns to accompany your kitty’s next Instagram caption (or should that be cat-tion? Sorry, we couldn’t help ourselves), look no further! We’ve got you claw-vered (ok, seriously, we’ll stop now).

Check out this list of paw-sitively purr-fect cat puns, cat name puns, cat puns from movies, songs and books, cat food puns, and puns with the word cat in them, all guaranteed to get any cat lover clawing in hysterics!

Top 50 Cat Puns

From cat birthday puns and cat Valentines puns all the way to Halloween cat puns, Christmas cat puns and even cat food puns, our pet-loving community knows how to come up with cute cat puns and cat pun jokes! And we thought: why not share them with you all? So, here it is, our paw-fect top 50 cat pun list, taken directly from our purr-chives and to be enjoyed at your claw-venience!

1. Happy Caturday!
2. Good meow-ning!
3. It’s a cat-astrophe!
4. It’s meow or never
5. I'm a VIP - Very Impawtant Puss
6. Stay paws-itive!
7. Just hear meowt
8. Clawsome
9. Hiss and make up
10. Purrfect
11. I’m feline fine
12. Feline fur-end
13. Purr-cisely!
14. Simply ap-paw-ling!
15. Let’s pawty
16. Fur-get about it!
17. I loaf you
18. My cat's got a great purr-sonality
19. Fur real
20. Paws for thought
21. Oh, paw-lease!
22. Wait a meowment
23. I’m a real catterbrain
24. Paw-fect
25. Pawdon me
26. Paint my pawtrait
27. Let me tell you a tail
28. Meow and furever
29. I knead you
30. You’ve got to be kitten me
31. Have a mice day
32. I’m just kitten around!
33. Feed me right meow!
34. Purrhaps
35. It’s paw-ssible!
36. Pawsitively!
37. Fur-ever
38. Truly paw-some!
39. That’s just paw-ful
40. That cat's got cattitude
41. That’s simply clawful
42. My cat is so purr-tty
43. The cat’s paw-jymas
44. I've got my thinking cat on
45. So fur, so good
46. Scratch that!
47. That's hiss-terical
48. Happy Purr-thday!
49. That's claw-fully funny!
50. I'm pro-cat-stinating

Top Cat Name Puns

Time to name your purr-dy feline? From punny plays on words to top movie cat names, rest assured we have some cat-tasticly funny cat name puns for you!

1. Billy Bobtail Thornton
2. Bing Clawsby
3. Edgar Allen Paw
4. Santa Claws
5. Butch Catsidy
6. William Claw-less
7. Mad Catter
8. Cleocatra
9. Catniss Everdeen
10. Paw Dameron
11. Napawleon
12. Inigo Monpawya
13. Cat Damon
14. William Shakespurr
15. Julius Catsar
16. Corporal Licks
17. Tim Purrton
18. Marcus Pawrelius
19. James Pawnd
20. Hannibal Lickter

Cat Puns in Movies, Songs, and Books

Or do you wanna make a nerdy friend laugh with some cat pun jokes referencing movies, songs, or books? Here’s some ins-paw-ration:

1. Meowby Dick
2. Purrfect Days
3. Purride and Purrejudice
4. Romeow & Juliet
5. The Great Catsby
6. Star Paws
7. Les Meowserables
8. Harry Catter and the Paw-cerer’s Stone
9. Catzilla
10. The Tell-tail Heart
11. Purrcy Jackson
12. Paws
13. Good Meowning Vietnam
14. Caturday Night Fever
15. The Catterpurry Tales
16. Pawlp Fiction
17. Pawrence of Arabia
18. Pawcahontas
19. The Sound of Meowsic
20. Downtown Tabby

Cute cat puns

Making a card for your kitty's upcoming birthday, or for someone simply obsessed with the feline world? No worries - here are 10 cute cat puns that'll be truly purrrfect.

1. Purr-haps we can cuddle later
2. I love my cat the meowst.
3. I'm feline good
4. Whisker me away.
5. I’ll love my cat fur-ever.
6. You’re fur-midable
7. I think we should get meow-rried someday
8. Happy Purr-thday!
9. My cat is sopurr-ty
10. Wait a meow-ment

Cat food puns

Did all this pun talk get you feeling peckish? Here are 10 cat food puns you really didn't need.

1. Who does a fish call when his piano breaks? - The piano tuna
2. Why is it so easy to weigh tuna? - They have their own scales
3. What do you call a tuna with a tie? - Sofishticated
4. What is the difference between a guitar and a fish? - You can’t tuna fish
5. What do you call half a tuna? A one-a
6. A stampede at the dairy farm would result in udder chaos.
7. A man attacked me with cream, butter and milk. How dairy.
8. My cousin loves milk from Spain. She's always drinking soy milk.
9. I think I drank some expired milk. I just have a gut feeling.
10. What do you call fraudulent milk? - Cow-nterfeit.

Puns with the word cat

And if after all of those you're still after more cat punnage, here's 10 puns with the word cat in them.

1. You’ve cat to be kidding (or kitten) me
2. Don’t cat the wrong idea
3. What’s a cat’s favourite fruit? - Apricat
4. Where do cats do their shopping? - The supermarcat
5. A cat above the rest
6. Cat me some slack, will you?
7. You’ve got your work cat out
8. It’s pretty cat throat here
9. Don’t cat off your nose to spite your face
10. It’s cat me stumped

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